"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿









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At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.


Please, if you witness abuse, no matter WHO the recipient is, report it. If someone you know if being abused (not just physically - in any way) help them. Connect them to resources. Gender doesn’t matter in this case - no one deserves to be abused. 

National Domestic Abuse Hotline

- Mod Dawes Sr.

Those hashtags for real though.

It’s about time this video got some recognition on Tumblr. 

Awesome pic. Anyone know if this is Boris??I thought I read somewhere that said it was, but he usually doesn’t cover his face.

Awesome pic. Anyone know if this is Boris??I thought I read somewhere that said it was, but he usually doesn’t cover his face.




You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

HAHAHAHA!!!! So, tonight, I got a text message from a random number. Instead of saying that they had the wrong number, I decided to go with it. This is the glorious result. And it couldn’t have ended any better (the aliens part) haha.

NOTES: I AM THE PERSON WITH THE BLUE, not the yellow. Also, It reads from Left To Right.

-I actually felt bad when I said about dressing up as a Ninja Turtle, cause it seemed like he got really excited about that, that’s why I quickly said “Scratch That”.

-And in the last part, where I said, “Wait, are you looking for……”, my number is a recycled one, and ever since I got a phone, about 7 times collection agencies have called looking for the previous owner, and that’s why I asked if that person was the one he was looking for. I wasn’t trying to keep it going.

-I said my name was the person he was looking for. It’s a little confusing at first.

-I am so happy that he didn’t tweak out like a lot of people would do. He took it well. Good guy :)

-I’m tagging the fuck out of this, too funny not to share.



Robin Williams will be missed. 

yall need this on your blogs



Robin Williams will be missed. 

yall need this on your blogs



If you have suffered a tragedy and someone says, “you’re in my prayers” with sincerity, and you respond with some egotistical shit about being atheist you are an emotionally inept moron.

For real though like think about it. If someone is religious, there’s really no kinder sentiment they can express than appealing to the highest power they know for your recovery. Whether or not you think it “works” is irrelevant— the kindness is absolutely real.








Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

That person is in the right field!  So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.

Needed this tonight

I lost it at we need tissues